Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Right Hip Left Ear Press

I'm going to write this screenplay for

Circling the Bell:
In a world where a grown-ass man realizes he is a grown-ass man…
In a world where Richard Gere is actually Tibetan..
In a world where one woman brushes her teeth forever…
In a world where a compulsive flusher meets a toilet that won’t flush…
In a world where Weekend At Bernie’s II is the only movie that exists…
In a world where a perfect stranger raspberries your stomach during your younger sister's college graduation and you're "kinda into it"...
Starring: Christina Ricci, John Belushi, Lil' Wayne, Kathy Bates, and that kid from Little Man Tate…