I shouldn't have done a Best Texts of August round-up before the month was over because friends, you are funny, & here are 3 more:
1. "I'm the most Amish non-Amish person at this produce auction. Also a sign says, 'Bathrooms are coming soon please be patient.'"
2. Watching Gossip Girl. You should come back soon before I completely crack."
3. 1/3 LARPers, 1/3 people from Guam, 1/2 a bunch of seriously kind goony super-dorks. My cousins wedding was today. That's the guest breakdown."
Also, my mom emailed me about my cousin's wedding this weekend and wrote:
there's an outdoor heated pool-- want to bring bathsuits and I have an extra set of goggles
I love "I have an extra set of goggles." I don't need to explain why that's funny, right?
I'm totally going to take BOTH her sets of goggles.
Also, this is pretty good: