Here are some things about NY that I've been reminded of since returning to NY for the week:
1. There is no inch of sidewalk that has not at some point been pissed or shitted on. None. You are always walking on dried shit or piss all the time.
2. If you walk around DUMBO at night while walking the dog, you might interrupt Orthodox Jewish teenagers making-out in their parents' mini van. This is awesome. Somehow.
3. Bodegas, bars, babies.
4. Saw Amy Schumer do standup last night:
Ok, I have to go read a book.