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My brother's coming to visit next week. This was our early morning gchat conversation:

Adam: OKAY pto request is in
should be approved
me: cool. what does pto mean? just a day off?
payed time off?
porkertimeofficiated?
Adam: payed time off yeah
it's a good TLA
THREE LETTER ACRONYM
unlike my favorite FLA - NIMBY
me: what is that?
Adam: not in my back yard!!
soviet missiles in cuba? NIMBY!
me: so patriotic
Adam: oooohh i'm 50 years late on that one
WOOPS
me: NIMTM
Not In My Time Machine
Adam: oOoOo

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I think we're going to go for a motorcycle ride in the mountains on his PTO.