So, this actually happened today in colorado. And no, it's not a man in a bearsuit. Although I do love me a man in a bearsuit:
Here is the story:
The bear -- a 200-pound male that wildlife officials estimate is 3 to 5 years old -- was tranquilized Thursday morning after a 21/2 hour romp around the dorms. Ironically, the bear was roaming near the Bear Creek student apartments.
The bear scuttled 15 feet up a tree that was nearby 30th Street, and, a little after 10 a.m. officials shot two darts at the bear to tranquilize it. The decision was made because of the bear's proximity to the dorms and U.S. 36, said Ryan Huff, a spokesman for the CU Police Department.