A conversation with my brother prompted me to search the internet for "truck nutz face tattoos." Apparently no one has gotten drunk & had that brilliant idea.
So what I'm saying is, you can be the first!
I've been reading articles today that use terms like "postliteracy" if that tells you what kind of mood I'm in.
Also, if you could give me one reason why the "crisis of historicity" is actually a crisis, I will send you a present in the mail.