How are you?
This week has had at least 15 days in it, hasn't it? It feels that long.
Last night I heated up left overs & M thanked me for cooking dinner. Aw man. I have to step it up. I gotz some fresh asparagus, yo.
I just finished reading the Iliad. Spoiler alert: the war never ends!
If some one gave me an Orangina right now, spiked with vodka, I would not turn it down.
Photos from AWP:
Remember how I said I was going to persuade you to come visit? So far the lovely & talented Elisabeth Grindcore is coming soon, & then my cousin Zoe will live here this summer. She kicks ass & saves lives.
So here is the next secret. I will keep revealing as long as you buy a ticket & visit me.
Secret #2: I don't understand why people would buy frozen pancakes.
Secret #3: I love, love love orange soda.
Secret #4: I like the name Wolfgang Wren. For a girl. Watch out, babies.
Secret #5: I'm doing neck exercises to improve my posture. So far, no improvement, but it's only the second day. It's hard to do, because you have to look in the mirror & make weird faces, so then you can't really take yourself seriously for the rest of the day. Which is good, I guess.
Now that I have embarrassed myself, you should trust me, so trust my chapbook recommendation:
Buy this chapbook by Gena from Octopus Books, it will blend in so well with your collection of other awesome books