I have a lot of text messages saved in my phone. They are mostly sweet messages from M that I want to save because they make me feel good. However, there are a number of texts I save because they are weird and I can't bring myself to delete them. Here are a few from friends and family that I'll keep anonymous:
The beetle is in a better place now.
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Don't forget to take the ammo out of your bag!
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ant-whaling.
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I read your text message in the middle of a dream. Buy two pairs of everything.
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Call me when you get off the train if you're confused or scared.
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Please remind me that Republicans are f*cking dumb.
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I saw a cool pigeon.
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That does not give you permission to eat him.
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Then I washed your face off.
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Just shiv one of them so the others get the message.
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What does AWOL mean?
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Can we call out metal band Duckblood?
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