Sunday, December 7, 2008

Oh Good, You're Finally Learning How To Trust Hot Girls Again Press

The title of this press is also my review of the new James Bond movie.

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Open Letter to Joseph Massey:

Dear Joe Massey,
If you had to bang any non-human animal, what would it be?

Please respond immediately.
Love,
Jules

P.S. Snow Tiger and Giant Ant Eater are already taken.

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Note from Absent Magazine:

We are now reading submissions of poetry for our next issue. Please spread the word! Send up to 10 pages of poetry, in the body of an email or as a .doc or .rtf attachment, to absentsubmissions@gmail.com. Simultaneous submissions are fine, just let us know if your work is accepted elsewhere. We do not accept previously published poems. We will attempt to respond to all submissions within a month. If you would like to submit in another genre (prose, sound, image, etc.) please query.

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