Sunday, December 7, 2008

Oh Good, You're Finally Learning How To Trust Hot Girls Again Press

The title of this press is also my review of the new James Bond movie.

Open Letter to Joseph Massey:

Dear Joe Massey,
If you had to bang any non-human animal, what would it be?

Please respond immediately.

P.S. Snow Tiger and Giant Ant Eater are already taken.


Note from Absent Magazine:

We are now reading submissions of poetry for our next issue. Please spread the word! Send up to 10 pages of poetry, in the body of an email or as a .doc or .rtf attachment, to Simultaneous submissions are fine, just let us know if your work is accepted elsewhere. We do not accept previously published poems. We will attempt to respond to all submissions within a month. If you would like to submit in another genre (prose, sound, image, etc.) please query.

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