Tonight I'm having an open house for my room/apt.
The ad in my head goes something like this:
You want to pay $600 and live in Parkslope, right?
You want to live next to the R and the F train, right?
You're 25-30-something and happy having two roommates, right?
One is very neat, funny, charming (female). She has a nice butt.
The other is a little odder and messier, but a good person, and living with someone new will keep him in line. He is tall.
Only $600! Parkslope! Communal: living room /kitchen/ bathroom.
Come on, live a little. Have a Parkslope adventure. Oh, there is also an awesome roof. You can have cookouts on it, sunbath (I know you need to), and nap up there.
Did I persuade you? Anyways, if you feel like keeping me company tonight while I meet people and evaluate their compatibility with my other two roommates, you should come over at 6pm. Email me. We can eat cookies and read the new Boog City w/ an interview with Eileen Myles: http://welcometoboogcity.com/boogpdfs/bc50.pdf.
I'm moving to Sunset Park. Unless signing the lease was a scam, I should be getting my keys at the end of this week. Basically all I have for the new apartment is a coffee table and lots of poetry books. I'm working on this. I'm determined to make this place look gracious & comfortable.
Matthew Zapruder and David Lehman are reading at KGB tonight. I can't go, obviously, but if you do, you should tell me how it goes.
I'm going to tao Lin's book launch this Thursday. It's in DUMBO, at his publisher's store, Melville House. It's very easy to get to, the York street stop on the F.
Tao invited you to "TAO LIN 'BOOK' 'PARTY' COGNITIVE-BEHAVIORAL THERAPY" on Thursday, May 15 at 7:00pm.
Event: TAO LIN 'BOOK' 'PARTY' COGNITIVE-BEHAVIORAL THERAPY
"FREE ORGANIC FOOD, ALCOHOL, CHAPBOOKS"
Host: RELIEVE BOREDOM
When: Thursday, May 15 at 7:00pm
Where: MELVILLE HOUSE PUBLISHING
I'm going to post my brother's graduation photos tomorrow. Cap 'n gown.