Beer pong. Hotdogs. Missy Elliot. Astro turf. Remember last night?
This is going on tomorrow:
Remember when boys in seventh grade played magic cards? But you could buy the better cards so it was really, on some level, about financial status and being able to afford the good cards? Is that not like Scientology?
Time for breakfast.
Which one of you is going to train me in a trade?